Posts Tagged ‘deep sea horizon’

Tuesday, July 27th, 2010

PREVIOUS BEST: Interview for the CEO of BP
The Board: “What qualifications and experience do you have for the position?”
Sub. Svan: “Absolutely none.”
The Board: “Excellent your hired.”

FAMOUS LAST WORDS: “A board that makes sure that risks are well-identified, properly assessed and managed…” Just FIVE days before the Deep Sea Horizon Drilling Platform exploded and sank into the Gulf of Mexico beginning one of the biggest enviromental disasters ever.

FAMOUS FOR: Giving the British Press the slip.

LAST KNOWN LOCATION: The last place he thinks anyone will look for him – next to the damaged oil pipe, 5,000 Feet beneath sea level.