PREVIOUS BEST: Interview for the CEO of BP
The Board: “What qualifications and experience do you have for the position?”
Sub. Svan: “Absolutely none.”
The Board: “Excellent your hired.”

FAMOUS LAST WORDS: “A board that makes sure that risks are well-identified, properly assessed and managed…” Just FIVE days before the Deep Sea Horizon Drilling Platform exploded and sank into the Gulf of Mexico beginning the biggest enviromental disaster ever.

FAMOUS FOR: Giving the British Press the slip.

LAST KNOWN LOCATION: The last place he thinks anyone will look for him - next to the damaged oil pipe, 5,000 Feet beneath sea level.