California, USA - Spencer Pratt, a Reality Show Star, is peddling a Porn Video of himself and his co-star and soon to be ex-wife Heidi Montag. Here’s how it all goes down, way down…

GULF OF MEXICO: Questions that need answers.

1. Do the folks at BP understand the term GUILTY IN ABSENTIA?
2. How the hell does a spineless individual such as Tony Hayward rise to the top of Britain’s largest company, BP PLC. A man whose response to the Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill Tragedy consisted of bemoaning the discomfort it was causing to himself, his life, his image, his pension.  A man who will not attend the US Senate hearing into the release of the Lockerbie Bomber - who cannot find the words to defend the very company that has employed him throughout his entire working life and has secured his future to the grave. Is this their Leader? Is this the best from among their ranks?
3. Does BP really think we are all so stupid that we will buy into a newly appointed  CEO, Bob Dudley, because he has an American accent?

PREVIOUS BEST: Interview for the CEO of BP
The Board: “What qualifications and experience do you have for the position?”
Sub. Svan: “Absolutely none.”
The Board: “Excellent your hired.”

FAMOUS LAST WORDS: “A board that makes sure that risks are well-identified, properly assessed and managed…” Just FIVE days before the Deep Sea Horizon Drilling Platform exploded and sank into the Gulf of Mexico beginning the biggest enviromental disaster ever.

FAMOUS FOR: Giving the British Press the slip.

LAST KNOWN LOCATION: The last place he thinks anyone will look for him - next to the damaged oil pipe, 5,000 Feet beneath sea level.

GULF OF MEXICO: The SPILL got worse, millions and millions of barrels of oil gushing into the ocean. The situtation was completely beyond BP’s control. The oil giant failed time and time again to provide an adequate response to the crisis by persuing a trial and error strategy.

Tempers flared and tensions between the United States of America and Britain rose. President Barack Obama phoned Prime Minister David Cameron to state that this was not an issue between Nations.

GULF OF MEXICO: On the 20TH of April 2010 BP PLC - an OIL GIANT blew up one of their drilling rigs in the Gulf through neglect and cost cutting exercises. 11 Men were killed, livelihoods were wrecked and the BIGGEST ENVIRONMENTAL DISASTER EVER ensued.

We take a look at  the key events, players and ergh… non-players throughout the TRAGIC DISASTER.

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SOUTH AFRICA: Paris Hilton and her friend Jennifer Rovero appeared in a special soccer Court accused of the possession of a cannabis cigarette. The two were alleged to have been smoking the illegal substance in the Stadium where they were watching a match between Brazil and the Netherlands.

An English Football Fan, Pavlos Joseph, was arrested in Cape Town, South Africa, for a security breach after the dismal draw in the football match between England and Al’who’eria. The fan reportedly stepped back to the English Teams’ locker room to give them a much needed dressing down for their appalling play. The event organisers failed to see the possible benefit of this. It has raised concerns about the security levels at the tournament. Meanwhile the English Team were escorted out of Town with a full Police Cavalcade.