Archive for the ‘News’ Category

England Football Fan Security Breach

Friday, June 18th, 2010

An English Football FanPavlos Joseph, was arrested in Cape Town, South Africa, for a security breach after the dismal draw in the football match between England and Al’who’eria. The fan reportedly stepped back to the English Teams’ locker room to give them a much needed dressing down for their appalling play. The event organisers failed to see the possible benefit of this. It has raised concerns about the security levels at the tournament. Meanwhile the English Team were escorted out of Town with a full Police Cavalcade.

Sunday, July 11th, 2010

Friday, July 16th, 2010

Tuesday, July 27th, 2010

PREVIOUS BEST: Interview for the CEO of BP
The Board: “What qualifications and experience do you have for the position?”
Sub. Svan: “Absolutely none.”
The Board: “Excellent your hired.”

FAMOUS LAST WORDS: “A board that makes sure that risks are well-identified, properly assessed and managed…” Just FIVE days before the Deep Sea Horizon Drilling Platform exploded and sank into the Gulf of Mexico beginning one of the biggest enviromental disasters ever.

FAMOUS FOR: Giving the British Press the slip.

LAST KNOWN LOCATION: The last place he thinks anyone will look for him – next to the damaged oil pipe, 5,000 Feet beneath sea level.

Wednesday, April 6th, 2011

A Message from the Funny Side …

Saturday, April 7th, 2012

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Tuesday, December 4th, 2012

Pope Benedict XVI Opens Twitter Account @pontifex

The Farm Side

Sunday, May 5th, 2013

The Farm Side, the Chicken has come Home to Roast.

The Farm Side, First Prize Cow

Tuesday, May 7th, 2013

Gary Larson's Therapy Session

Time Magazine: Life Beyond The Far Side

Tuesday, August 13th, 2013

 Antidepressant use doubles in U.S., study finds